
Make This Christmas Chunky with a Chunk Monkey Dining Table
Christmas is a time for gathering round, sharing food, and making memories. But let’s be honest - it all happens at the table.
That’s why our chunky reclaimed scaffold board dining tables make the perfect centrepiece for the season.
Whether it’s a cosy Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Eid, a supper, breakfast, lunch, dinner or a full feast with the whole family, you need a table that’s bold, sturdy, and ready for everything from turkeys with all the trimmings to towers of mince pies.
Chunky Tables in Every Size
All of our tables are available in standard sizes from 3ft up to 10ft, increasing by the foot. Need something in between? No problem. Just order the next size up and leave a note—so if you’d like a 6.5ft table, select 7ft and we’ll cut it down for you.
That means whether you’re short on space or seating the whole extended family, we can build the perfect fit.
The Difference Between Extra & Extremely Chunky
Both ranges are handcrafted from beautiful reclaimed timber, rich with character. The difference comes down to thickness:
- Extra Chunky tops offer that bold chunky look without overwhelming the room.
- Extremely Chunky tops go heavier, with thicker slabs for the ultimate “wow” factor.
Whichever you choose, you’ll be getting a table that’s built to last—strong enough for daily use, bold enough to impress at Christmas, and timeless enough to stay with you long after the decorations come down.
Leg Styles – Choose Your Look
Your table top is just the start - the legs give it character. We offer a variety of styles, all available across both Extra and Extremely Chunky ranges.
Chunk One
- Classic, simple lines that keep the focus on the timber.
- Solid and dependable, just like Christmas dinner.

Chunk Two
- Bold rectangular frames for modern simplicity.
- Strong, versatile and perfect for everyday family life.

Chunk Three
- Striking trapezium design with an angular twist.
- Adds a sculptural look that doubles as a talking point.

Chunk Hairpin Legs
Available in three chunky sizes:
- Slim 20mm – Sleek and minimalist.
- Chunkier 25mm – A balanced, bold upgrade.
- Chunkiest 30mm – Big, bold, and built to make a statement.
A modern-industrial classic, reimagined in chunky form.

Chunk Two Xtra
- A beefed-up version of our Chunk Two.
- Extra bold, extra strong, and perfect for pairing with an Extremely Chunky top.

Coming Soon – Round Tables & A New Leg Style
We’ve got new things cooking for the New Year, including our round chunky tables and a brand-new leg style. Interested in round tables already? Contact us for more information—we’d be happy to help. And to be the first to know when they arrive, keep an eye on our website or subscribe to our mailing list.

Don’t Miss Out This Christmas
If you’d like your table in time for Christmas, make sure you order soon to guarantee delivery before the big day. And while you’re at it, don’t miss out on our festive offers:
20% off dining tables – already live across the range. £25 off any order over £250 when you sign up to our mailing list.
This Christmas, make your dining table more than just a place to eat. Make it the bold, chunky centrepiece where the stories are told, the crackers are pulled and the Christmas pudding disappears faster than you can say “just one more slice.”
Order your Chunk Monkey table today and celebrate the season in true chunky style.
